Imaginary boyfriends are the best. They’re way hotter than anyone you know in real life, they’re charming and dangerous in just the right amounts, and they’ll never promise to cook you dinner and then make microwavable burritos.
That’s why the Internet is so obsessed with them. Social media can turn any seemingly under the radar actor into every woman’s biggest crush with nothing more than a few well-placed viral videos of the man in question playing a tiny ukulele or visiting kids in the hospital. It’s happened to all of our favorite actors—Tom Hardy, Chris Pratt and of course Benedict Cumberbatch.
But the reign of Pratt and Cumberbatch is about to be toppled by none other than Oscar Isaac. The Star Wars star is a veritable renaissance man, and the Internet has taken note. He sings! He dances! He looks amazing in a suit!
NEWS: Oscar Isaac does an adorable cover of the Star Wars theme
The actor isn’t exactly new to Hollywood; his “big break,” if you will, came back in 2013 with the Coen Brother’s Oscar-nominated Inside Llewyn Davis, and he’s been in a host of indies since then. But the recent onslaught that was the Star Wars press tour has been his time to shine…right into the hearts and minds of Twitter.
He’s been putting his charm into overdrive lately: romancing his costars at junkets and on red carpets, performing endlessly adorable musical numbers, and of course romancing his four-legged fans:
And believe us, people have taken note. On top of his daily Twitter mentions, he’s achieved the highest honor available to hot men: Dedicated Tumblr pages. Women across the globe have sat at their computers, carefully crafted memes to highlight his boyish charm and very non-boyish sexuality. There’s Inside Oscar Isaac. There’s the Oscar Isaac Appreciation Society. There’s Daily Oscar Isaac. And of course, who could forget, F–k Yeah Oscar Isaac. We could go on and on.
Readers will find, after plunging headfirst into the digital quicksand that is the world of Oscar Isaac fan sites, that one could spend hours simply staring into his piercing eyes or watching him give a knowing smirk. For those who have found no choice but to join the Fan Club, there is only one suitable next step: Find out “Will You Make a Suitable Bride for Oscar Isaac?”
This quiz is the place to find out if you have what it takes to beat out literally every other person on the web to be Oscar’s one true love. It will get down to your very soul, asking you questions like “As his bride, how would you unknit the sorrowed furrows of his famous brows and soothe him?” and “What are your nighttime specialties?” Deep.
Now go, make like every other female on your Facebook feed, and take the quiz.
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