Trump’s been on a excessive ever since bought the Barr Report of the Mueller Report which mentioned there may be nothing to report, Stephen Colbert reported on Late Show, likening the previous couple days to a “weird game of telephone where you don’t know what the first guy said, but the last guy stabs you in the ear.”
Though the press is asking it a “victory lap,” Colbert insisted “being told you have not been indicted for betraying your country is a pretty low bar for a victory lap.”
“If I don’t run anyone over in my car tomorrow, I expect to celebrate with an ice cream cake. Fudgie the Whale. And yes, Carvel, I AM asking for a free ice cream cake!” Colbert snarked.
In Tuesday’s Trump cyber bullying, he tweeted that mainstream media are being scorned everywhere in the world for pushing the “Russian Collusion Delusion
after they all the time knew there was no Collusion.”
Trump’s marketing campaign, in the meantime, despatched a memo to TV producers warning concerning the credibility of sure Trump critics who they really feel had been spreading inaccurate details about POTUS.
“That’s ignoring those people thought Trump was guilty becuase he acted super guilty,” Colbert identified.
“If it looks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, how were they supposed to know it was just a deeply strange squirrel who strapped on a beak, some wings, and yelled ‘Quack quack, what makes you think I’m a duck, you traitor?!”