Platinum Alert: Kim Kardashian’s New Hair and Time-Defying

More pressing news from the Kardashian camp: Kim K is now platinum blonde! Unbelievable, right! What’s even more unbelievable is how everyone is reacting to this news – basically, people are freaking tf out over the fact that a celebrity has paid a lot of money to get a drastically different hair colour. See below.

Now, I get it, it’s a big change and not everyone can rock the Draco Malfoy look without looking completely ridiculous, but really… is there nothing else we can focus on as a society… climate change, ISIS, the Game of Thrones premiere? 

Since we’re talking about Kim K, you should probably know she’s also made some veeery curious statements on a new promo for Keeping Up. Namely, that she has sex 500 times a day. 

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“I’ve been having sex 500 times a day,” a weary Kim Kardashian reveals at the opening of this new Keeping Up with the Kardashians promo, hyping the show’s 10th season, which premieres later this month on E! 

Ok, so now we’re supposed to be impressed not just by Kim’s career, wealth and surprisingly healthy relationship, but also by her sex life? It’s too much, Kim K. It’s just way too much.

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