Penises Are the Latest Trend in Menswear! Models at Paris

von Brett Malec |  Brett Malec 22. Januar 2015 – 15:21

It takes a lot of balls to rock risqué looks like these!

During the Rick Owens Menswear Fall/Winter 2015-2016 show at Paris Fashion Week, models rocked the runway in full-frontal fashions that showed off their penises and testicles (we kid you not).

One male model sported a penis-baring poncho-dress-type garment with an intentionally cutout hemline that gave fans in the audience a clear view of his package. The model seemed confident and unbothered as his flacid manhood walked (or should we say flopped?) down the catwalk.

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Another model donned a tan top that was cut high enough to showcase his crotch. Other looks in the fashion show featured strategically placed peekaboo cutouts that are perfect for any male fashionista wanting to simultaneously cover up while also letting it all hang out

Either penises are the latest trend in menswear or designer Rick Owens got a little too cocky while designing his latest collection (see what we did there?).

Now it’s time to take a poll: would you rock the NSFW fashions or do you prefer clothing that covers your crotch (I mean, that’s what it’s for in the first place, right?)?

Meanwhile, the Internet has reacted hilariously to Owens’ penis-inspired show. “I bet more than height and waist measurements were taken at the Rick Owens casting,” one person tweeted. Another wrote, “I can’t believe Rick Owens sent dudes in pee-hole ponchos down the runway. That’s either lunacy or genius, but I don’t know which.”

Another posted, “Rick Owens makes #freethepenis trending.” Something tells us the penis has already been freed.

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