Here’s What It Would Look Like If Disney Princes Looked For Gay Sex Online

For many of us, Disney was a huge part of our childhoods.

As a result, people love to reimagine these classic stories and characters in funny, ridiculous and sometimes poignant ways that also often raise questions about how they reflect and complicate our culture.

Here HuffPost Gay Voices, we’ve also seen a lot of reframing of Disney narratives in queer contexts. Most recently, Buzzfeed’s decision to create Grindr profiles for your favorite Disney princes showed up on our radar — and it’s absolutely hilarious.

Check them out below.

Prince Eric, “Fish bottoms only”

Prince Phillip, “Don’t fall asleep on me!”

Beast, “Man in the streets. Beast in the sheets”

Kristoff, “Let’s warm things up and finish each other’s…”

John Smith, “Just around the riverbend”

Prince Charming, “What happens after midnight is our little secret”

Prince Naveen, “$ till got the frog tongue”

The Prince, “Only thing I’m ‘looking’ for is the fairest of them all”

Aladdin, “Let me show you my hole… new world”

Flynn Ryder, “They don’t call me Ryder for nothing”

Li Shang, “I’ll make a man out of you”

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