Happy Birthday Apple! Let Us Celebrate by Remembering Their Long

In celebration of Apple’s birthday today, we wanted to take this time to commemorate a beautiful moment in company history. Forget the invention of the iPod or the release of the beloved iPhone. We’re taking this day to remind you that in the ’80s, Apple had a clothing line. BTW, we swear on our rose gold iPad this is not a sick April Fool’s joke. The clothing line really happened, and it was ravishing. Let’s take a peep at some pieces from the collection. First up, we have those three happening’ BB’s (above) sporting collar popping realness. Tying your layered Apple polo together with an Apple-branded canvas belt is nothing but hardcore fetch. If you’re into looking like a windsurfing, dude-bro-ing mofo, this is the collection for you. 

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Anyhoo, we’ve rounded up a few more of our favorite looks from the collection so you can look back on pure magic. Next, we have an enchanting couple modeling his and hers rainbow logo sweatshirts. Whatever’s going on with that dudes graphic shorts, we’re into it. If you’re dying to get your hands on a piece of this hotness, it turns out you still can. No joke, a wonderful human is selling that exact black Apple sweatshirt on Etsy right now. Please, if you become the person who snags this, we want to be IRL friends with you. 

This look screams ‘casual Donald Trump holding a rally at a Midwestern mall.’ The trucker hat, the collar peeking through the crew neck —to die for. Let’s be real, this style also kind of feels a tad modern day American Apparel, don’t you think? Surprise, surprise, we found that teal sweatshirt on Etsy and would totally wear it today. Those adorable little pockets are perfect for holding that small new iPhone everyone’s totally thrilled about. #Sarcasm. 

Which looks would you sport from Apple’s vintage clothing line? Tell us your picks in the comments! 

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